How to charm me
"I'm back from the store. I picked up two New York strippers."
"Oh, really? What are their names?"
"Tammi and Cyndi, both with i's."
"Because he was born on the cusp between Cancer and Leo—which is to say, drawn on one side to the hermit’s cave, on the other to centerstage—he both craved the familiarity of a private, personal domestic space and loathed the idea of being fettered by permanence or possession. At least astrologers would attribute the ambivalence to his natal location. Someone else might point out that it was simply an acute microcosmic reflection of the fundamental nature of the universe." Tom Robbins
7 Comments:
HA!!!! I have an unusual name and sometimes I have people ask me "is that your real name?" and my new answer is "no, it's my stripper name".
I'm guessing "NY strippers" were actually steaks?
8-)
- M
Simons thinks of everything!
Diane
*snort* now that's a "rare" find in san francisco... ny strippers.
Ooh, were they on sale? Everyone loves getting a good deal on a NY stripper.
Oh, and by the way, that would be "Tami and SINdi"... heh.
- M
I
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It took me far too long to get that!
Gosh I'm glad it's Friday.
Hope the strippers were delish and not too saucy!
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