Thursday, April 13, 2006
April is the Cruelest Month
Today, I fell while running and pulled my hamstring (I deeply resent having ANY body part that starts with "ham") and jammed all of my left toes. Then I had to drive to Columbia to talk with the consulate at 7:00 in the morning. I got pulled for speeding on the way home. Then all the bastards who were supposed to help me with presentation materials bailed, so i'm working (not really) on it from home all night.
As I recall, April is when I skinned my foot last year.
My dog died in April.
It's a damned good thing I didn't have my wedding in April or a meteor would have leveled the church, lightning would have struck the tent, a roach would have eaten the cake, the last three bridesmaids would have gotten knocked up along with the rest of them, my veil would have been caught in a freak combine accident involving Skol dip and a mangy dog, the cows at the reception would have stampeded the guests and our honeymoon plane would have gone down due to excess seagulls on the runway.
April is a whore. April hates me. April is out to get me and knock out my front teeth.
Posted by Sarah Moïse Young at 6:24 PM