Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Life without coffee = Death

No, I haven't started another cleanse...yet. Instead, my rotten, worthless, loveless, thankless excuse for a fiance has forgotten to purchase another supply of the delicious life-giving bean that is the only cure for having to get out of bed while it is still dark and enables me to gird my loins for another day of relating to the public. God, I think my eyeballs are withering. WITHERING, I tell you!

(energy depleted, Jemima retreats to her closet, weeping softly, where she paws feebly at her shoes and begins sucking her thumb, sobbing hopelessly..."Verona...My Verona...")

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