Wednesday, January 19, 2005

inner poise

Yes, I will do Bridget Jones’s “inner poise” trick. I will pity poor Republican wench for having a big froggy head filled with very little brain. I will pity her for being loud and bossy. I will pity her for dancing with MY BOYFRIEND who will be wearing EFFING TAILS which I have never seen him in, because…. Wait, why will I pity her?

What I can’t figure out is why she needs a date for it in the first place. She’s not making her debut. She’s old, like my age and shit.

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